Elrohir's Corn Nog

This recipe should make enough for three people, or multiple servings for yourself if they're too wimpy to try it.

• Take one medium-sized can of creamed corn and stick it in a sieve. Collect all the goo that comes through and put it in the blender. Put the goo-free corn in a bowl in the fridge for your dad.
• Dump one can of Coke in with the corn goo. One can is 250 ml (one cup). If you live in some weird place where cans are bigger, you will have to measure. Or just have really Cokey nog.
• Dump 250 ml (one cup) of milk-inspired soy beverage, vanilla flavour, in after the Coke.
• If you want, add some dark rum.
• Add a bit of all these spices: cloves, ginger, nutmeg, cinnamon.
• Blend it all up until it's all about the same colour. If there's too much Coke foam on top, scoop it off and throw it at your sister. Aim for her hair- that always gets the best reaction.

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