Argon: So is it just the two of us??
Fëanor: *Feanor rushes off to the bathroom*
Argon: Well, I'm going to sit here
dangling my feet in the water and eat some
chicken legs that I stole from the buffet.
Haldir: *Haldir looks around the small
garden and sniffs the rose bushes with delight*
Argon: And sip from the bottle of
chardonnay that I scammed from the bar.
Argon: For cripes sakes, that hall was
too hot and crowded.
Haldir: Those were free, so you
didn't steal them. *grins*
Argon: *smirk* Well, yes, you're
right. Would yo like one?
Argon: I mean "you". I'm not
channeling a boxer from the 70s.
Argon: *Eats chicken leg, dangles
feet, swigs from wine bottle, wonders what
has gone on in ME since he was killed.*
Fëanor: *Feanor rushes back to the
fountain with two bottles of Dorwinion
stolen from Thranduil*
Argon: Well, either way, I'm going to
go swimming. *sees Feanor with the
bottles* Hey - top me off!
Argon: *jumps into the water*
Fëanor: *Comes to the edge of the
fountain and pours his nephew a glass of
wine* Here you go Argon. Now sip this. It
is a heady wine.
Haldir: *smiles to Feanor* That
looks good. Perhaps we could open
one?
Fëanor: I opened one on the way.
Would you like some? *winks*
Argon: Yum! *Sips from his glass as
fish tickle his toes.*
Argon: *Looks up at the statue on the
fountain* Who is this statue of? I didn't see
him in the wax museum.
Haldir: Probably one of the Valar
Fëanor: *Feanor pours a glass of wine
for the march warden and hands it to him*
Here you are Haldir.
Haldir: Thank you, Feanor *Holds
his gaze just a little longer*
Fëanor: *Their gazes lock for a moment
and Feanor warms slightly*
Argon: So Uncle, did you go on the
tour?
Argon: Hmm... should I go back
inside? *Thinks he may be a third wheel...*
Fëanor: I did...*nods* Just for part of it.
There was only so much I could take.
Haldir: Cheers, Argon! *holds out
his glass to the elf in the fountain*
Argon: *Clinks glass* Cheers!
Would you two rather be alone?
Fëanor: *Feanor shakes his head* You
are here with us nephew. Please stay. I have
not seen you in an age.
Argon: *Floats on his back and
splashes a big plume of water in the air*
Argon: OK, Uncle. Haldir, your
clothes tonight are lovely.
Haldir: *Haldir looks from one
Noldo to the other, and thinks that
perhaps he may like dark-haired
elves too*
Fëanor: *sips his wine and sits on the
edge of the fountain.*
Argon: *Sips his wine and gives
Haldir the Big-Eyed-Look*
Haldir: Well, thank you, Argon!
*beams and strokes his velvet tunic*
Fëanor: Yes...you look quite elegant...
Fëanor: *looking him up and down
appreciatively*
Haldir: You are quite elegant
yourself, if I may say so. *gazes at
the blue velvet tunic with appreciation*
Argon: Don't either of you want to
swim? *dives under the water*
Fëanor: *smiles* Thank you...it is a
Noldo outfit, I must admit.
Haldir: *tosses his blond hair,
loving to be the center of attention*
Fëanor: There is something quite
endearing about him.
Argon: *Grabs Feanor's foot* Don't
you want to come in?
Fëanor: *puts down his wine* Why yes
Argon. I think I will. *starts to take off his
tunic and carefully folds it. Stands to undo
his leggings*
Haldir: *Stands by a tree, leaning
slightly to it, and just watches the
Noldor legend getting undressed*
Haldir: *involuntarily licks his lips*
Argon: *Also watches...*
Argon: Ow! Are there catfish in
here?
Fëanor: *Soon he is gloriously naked.
His muscular form fairly glows in the
moonlight. Black hair in a shimmering curtain
down his back. His leg muscles ripple as he
steps into the fountain and is submerged up
to his waist*
Argon: *Admires!*
Haldir: *Draws his breath sharply
and just stares*
Fëanor: It is cold! *recoils slightly and
then dives into the brisk water*
Argon: Well, come on in, Uncle! Just
jump in and you'll be used to it.
Argon: *Looks at Haldir* Are you
too delicate?
Haldir: *Walks slowly over to the
fountain and stands there in the
moonlight, knowing how it makes his
hair shine* I'm not delicate - I'm
simply chosing my moment.
Fëanor: *Feanor comes up with a
sputter and splashes Argon.* Yes Haldir!
Strip! I want to see every inch of that
luscious body.
Haldir: As long as my hair doesn't
get wet...
Fëanor: Ohh come now. It will dry. I will
dunk you myself. *laughs boisterously*
Argon: *Arakáno pulls his wet hair
over his shoulder and wrings it out* Why
are you afraid to get your hair wet?
Haldir: *Begins to unbutton his
tunic with slow moments, gradually
revealing his pale skin*
Argon: *Watches Haldir's every
move*
Fëanor: *eyes warm as Haldir disrobes*
Haldir: *takes his tunic all the way
off and folds it carefully, hanging it
over a branch*
Fëanor: *Feanor does a fast butterful
across the large fountain. Making huge
splashes. Gets Argon soaked*
Fëanor: *butterfly
Argon: *Is surprised at Haldir's
fastidious clothing habits* Hey! *Climbs the
statue and does a cannonball, splashing
Feanor*
Argon: *Climbs back up, this time
doing a belly flop*
Argon: OW!
Fëanor: *tries to turn away but does not
in time. Is drenched* Aieeee.
Haldir: *kicks his boots off and
places them far away from the
splashy fountain. Begins to open his
leggings, and finally lets them fall
down around his ancles*
Fëanor: *rushes to help him* Nephew!
Are you alright?
Argon: *Pfft* Just a little surprised.
*Looks at Haldir* Woo.
Argon: Come on in, Haldir!
Fëanor: *turns to look at Haldir and is
stunned to silence. Looks away before he is
caught staring.*
Haldir: *hangs his leggings up on the
branch too, and steps up on the edge
of the fountain, standing there for a
moment to let the moonlight bathe
his body*
Fëanor: *looks sideways so no one will
notice. He is perfect*
Haldir: *Considers how to get down
in the water in the most graceful
manner, without getting his hair
wet*
Fëanor: Come on Haldir. Just dive
in...*calls to him*
Haldir: *takes a step to the side
and slides on a leaf - foot flies up in
the air and he falls flat on his back
in the water with an enormous
splash*
Fëanor: *covers his mouth and erupts
into laughter*
Argon: *Rushes to Haldir* Oh, are
you all right? *Secretly laughs*
Fëanor: *straightens his face as Haldir
gets up* Aiee pen neth.
Argon: *Grabs for his arm but gets
hold of something else...*
Haldir: *pops up from the water,
drenched as a drowned cat, and spits
out a gold fish*
Fëanor: *chuckles with mirth and moves
to help them* Are you alright?
Haldir: Aiii, my hair!
Argon: Oh, it's not like you had some
kind of elaborate hair do!
Argon: It looks lovely wet. *Runs
fingers through Haldir's hair*
Haldir: I spent an hour on those
braids! *looks unhappy*
Argon: *Looks puzzled* But you
have all of eternity to do your hair. What's
one hour?
Fëanor: *Nods in sympathy* I am sorry
pen neth. It will dry soon though. *swallows
his smile and looks very serious.Moves
closer and tucks a soggy lock behind his
ear*
Haldir: mmmm....*enjoys being
touched by two noldors and forgets
about his hair*
Argon: *Kisses Haldir* Sorry, kid.
But I think you look better without the
braids.
Argon: *Swims away a bit* Isn't this
nice? *Tries an enchanting look*
Argon: *Cocks an ear* Sounds like
things are getting rowdy inside.
Fëanor: I can hear Finarfin bellowing
now...
Haldir: *undoes his braids and lets
his hair hang loose* The water feels
lovely
Haldir: *swims*
Argon: *Swims after Haldir, grabbing
at his feet*
Haldir: Are all those rowdy elves
coming out here? *begins to fear
for his fine clothes*
Argon: Haldir, I think that the branch
you hung them on is far enough out of sight
that they'll be safe. *Cripes.*
Argon: *Listens in on the fountain
invitations*
Haldir: *swims close to Feanor and
Argon and just watches the rowdy
elves with big eyes*
Argon: Oh - should we go inside?
There seems to be some trouble...
Argon: What's going on in there?
Glorfindel: You're in for it now, Maeglin!
Argon: *Kicks another big plume of
water*
Fingolfin: Oh..nothing
Maeglin: *looks around* Whats going on
out here?
Fingolfin: nothing
Fingolfin: Someone got into one of
the exhibits
Argon: Who?
Maeglin: *eyes Glorfi* Leave me alone,
you beast!
Fëanor: *swims to the edge and picks
up his wine glass* We are having a lovely
time on this moon filled night..
Glorfindel: You started this!
Maeglin: I DID NOT!
Haldir: *whispers to Feanor* I bet
they stole your silmarils again
Finrod: We cut your hair off Feanor
Maeglin: *grumbles and stalks over to
fountain*
Glorfindel: Yes you did! *Chases him
and tosses the bottle, hitting him right
on the back of the head*
Finrod: and stuck the silmarils in your
head!
Argon: *Stands up in fountain and
grabs his wine glass*
Fëanor: *bellows* Stop fighting you
idiots...*grins* off the wax works?
Maeglin: That's it! It's WAR! *divetackles
Glorfindel*
Argon: Hey!
Argon: *Looks for some wine to fill
his glass*
Glorfindel: *Steps neatly out of the way,
once again sending Maeglin facedown
into the dirt*
Maeglin: (he tackled him)
Finrod: If i get drunker.. maybe I'll do it to
you!
Argon: *Watches Glorfindel and
Maeglin wrestling*
Haldir: *hopes those rowdy elves
dont get into the fountain and gets
his hair wet*
Finrod: Or maybe I'll just pass out
Maeglin: *kicks out and knocks him
down*
Argon: Haldir, your hair is already
wet.
Finrod: *kicks Glorfindel* leave him alone
hes purty
Maeglin: *sits on him*
Fëanor: *Sips his wine and watches the
wrestling*
Haldir: oh... *strokes his hai*
Fingolfin: Arakano, did you say
that Haldir didn't want his hair
wet?
Fëanor: *is vastly entertained*
Glorfindel: *Grabs Fin by the ankle and
pulls him down*
Maeglin: Don't make me go First Age on
your ass.
Glorfindel: You started this, Brunette!
Argon: It's too late. Haldir's hair is
already wet. And luscous.
Finrod: *Finrod laughs* Get him!
Argon: *Sits on the edge of the
fountain and sips his wine next to his Uncle
F.
Haldir: *grins at Argon*
Fëanor: This is like watching a sparring
match...*claps*
Fingolfin: *looks closely at
Haldir's hair, accidently
spilling wine on it* Oh. And now
it's purpley red.
Glorfindel: *Kicks Maeglin hard in the
knee*
Maeglin: *yelps and grabs a fist full of hair
and yanks*
Finrod: Uncle Fin... did you bring
scissors?
Haldir: aii, you... fool! *dives
under the water, frantically rubbing
his hair*
Argon: *Is distressed at his father's
rashness! Poor Haldir!*
Glorfindel: *Grabs two ear tips and digs
fingernails in*
Fingolfin: *Sits down next to
Feanor* You do know that I am
grouchy with you because I have
to maintain my reputation,
right? *getting a bit ...mushy
from the wine*
Argon: Zowie. The violence.
Fëanor: *Looks at his brother with
affection* I know brother.
Maeglin: *howls and slaps Glorfi's face*
What is it with my EARS????
Argon: *Is glad he doesn't have any
feuds with anyone because he died too
soon*
Finrod: I don't.... *finrod growls at
Feanor*
Glorfindel: What is it with my HAIR?!
Fëanor: *is a bit in his cups too*
Haldir: *surfaces on the other side
of Feanor, silently stroking his leg
under the water*
Glorfindel: *Bites Maeglins' fingers as
they hit his mouth*
Maeglin: *laughs in spite of it all* You're
obsessed with it!
Maeglin: OUCH!
Finrod: Holy Valar haldir... you are a
goat!
Argon: *Is disappointed he doesn't
have any feuds because there's no one to
make up with if you know what I mean*
Fëanor: *Does not move and knows
who it is*
Glorfindel: And you are obsessed with
your damned ears!
Haldir: i'm not a goat!
Maeglin: But it is kind of pretty...in a
messy blondish kind of way.
Finrod: you mate like one!
Maeglin: My ears are nice, thank you.
Glorfindel: And so is my hair! *bites him
on the nose*
Haldir: I am NOT mating with you!
Fingolfin: *nods and throws an
arm around Feanor and one
over Arakano's shoulder* Well,
it's nice that we can all get
together and have very little
bloodshed.
Haldir: ever!
Maeglin: *shrieks and punches his chin*
Stop it!
Finrod: Nor I you
Glorfindel: You stop it!
Finrod: Get Maeglin!
Maeglin: *glares* I'm trying to!!
Finrod: Get him! Maeglin
Fëanor: *Leans against his brother
contentedly* It is good to leave the past in
the past.
Argon: Yes, Pop, this is entertaining.
Do they all fight like this?
Finrod: yes Argon
Glorfindel: You started it! *Kicks Maeglin
again*
Maeglin: Blast! Just stop throwing punches
and I'll agree to a truce.
Argon: By the way, do you have a
spare room for me?
Glorfindel: You?! A truce?!?!
Maeglin: I. DID. NOT. START. IT.
Finrod: Thats what really got us into this
mess
Haldir: *continues to silently flirt
with feanor under water, letting
their toes meet*
Maeglin: *growls and kicks back*
Glorfindel: YES! YOU! DID!!!
Argon: *Wonders what Glorfindel
and Maeglin are fighting about*
Fingolfin: *pats Feanor's
shoulder* Yes, it is. Since we
can't change it. Arakano, I told
you I had room. You can have a
whole wing if you want.
Maeglin: For the love of Arda! Just give it
up!
Glorfindel: *wrenches an eartip again*
You give up!
Argon: Awesome, Pop!
Fëanor: Who will will win you think?
*Slides his foot against Haldir's*
Argon: *Continues to watch the fight*
Fingolfin: And I think Glorfindel
causes these types of fights all
the time.
Maeglin: NO!! *yanks hair*
Fëanor: He is a bit of a bruiser.
Finrod: He is insufferable
Glorfindel: YES! *Knees him in the
stomach*
Haldir: I don't know and I don't
care... they are all Noldor anyway
Argon: *Sips some more wine,
wishing he had a drink with some green
olives in it*
Maeglin: *sees stars, rolls over and
pukes*
Argon: Haldir, what do you have
against Noldor?
Haldir: yuck!
Fëanor: Aiee. Does that elf need help?
Fingolfin: Oooh..Maeglin!
Maeglin: You heathen! All this over my
suggestion that you go brunette!
Glorfindel: *Gets up and pins Meaglin
down* Now do you give up?!
Finrod: That is our gift to your fountain
party!
Argon: *Kisses Haldir for the THIRD
TIME tonight*
Haldir: *kisses argon back*
Fëanor: You there. Stop this
immediately. *growling*
Maeglin: *growls* Not until you admit you
started it! *bites Glorfi's hand*
Finrod: Oh hush... Uncle
Fingolfin: *watches Haldir's foot
and Argon's lips* I think Haldir
is taking on too many...I mean,
too much at once.
Finrod: We stopped listening to you a long
time ago
Fëanor: *sighs* I suppose that is wise.
Glorfindel: *Slaps Maeglin in the face*
NEVER! Because I didn't! You
started destroying the museum!
Argon: *Continues to kiss Haldir no
matter where his foot is*
Finrod: indeed
Haldir: Are you jealous, Fingolfin?
Finrod: *scoots between his uncles and
sits*
Maeglin: *is dumbfounded* How is
removing a wig, destroying the museum?
*knees him in groin*
Fingolfin: *snorts* Jealous of
them because of YOU?
Haldir: I'm the only one who is not
related to anyone here, so I can
have who i want
Finrod: Well incest never stopped most of
us
Haldir: You cannot
Glorfindel: I escorted you out and you
threw wine on me! *Gasps for breath,
but manages to keep his fingers
tangled in Maeglin's hair*
Haldir: *leans over and kisses
Feanor demonstratively while
watching Fingolfon*
Fingolfin: Uh...Haldir, my own
SON is with HIS son! *points at
Feanor*
Argon: *Notices that Haldir is flirting
with his uncle Feanor while Arakáno kisses
Haldir*
Fingolfin: We don't exactly have
strict morals about that.
Maeglin: Escorted??? You tossed me out
on my face!
Finrod: *Giggles and pours wine on Haldir
and Feanor*
Fingolfin: Oh, Findrod! What a
pity.
Glorfindel: You deserved that! You
kicked me! *lands a hard elbow in his
ribs*
Fingolfin: You spilled.
Fëanor: *Feanor gasps at the kiss and
then returns it. The wine speaking louder
than good sense*
Finrod: Ive got more!
Haldir: *has one arm around Argon
and the other around Feanor*
Finrod: *Pulls a bottle out of his robes*
Argon: *Bites Haldir's earlobe*
Maeglin: Yes. AFTER you snatched me
by the ear! *hits him in the nose*
Fëanor: *pulls back and looks a bit put
out* Hold on...
Glorfindel: After you destroyed the
exhibition!
Haldir: aii, no biting
Finrod: no we destroyed feanor!
Maeglin: *yells* I DIDN'T Destroy
anything!!
Finrod: uncle whatshisname stopped us
Fëanor: *Laughs* My image I take it.
Argon: *Is distracted from his making
out with Haldir by the violent fighting going
on in the fountain*
Finrod: well I did
Finrod: I was always good
Glorfindel: You set the alarm off! *knees
him in the groin*
Finrod: well no more
Haldir: *whispers to Feanor and
Argon* I think these must have
been reborn with elfling brains*
Fëanor: *Looks up as Elladan nears the
fountain.*
Maeglin: *points randomly at someone*
He did it! I'm innocent!
Finrod: Maeglin that never worked before
Argon: *Whispers back to Haldir* I
wouldn't be surprised....
Glorfindel: Always knew you were
insane! The fact you have an invisible
friend just proved it! *rips at his hair*
Finrod: *Finrod offers each uncle a drink*
Maeglin: *looks back at Fin* Will you
f*cking tell him?? *punches his jaw hard*
Fingolfin: *wonders how Haldir
got in between Feanor and
Argon, as he didn't remember
leaving*.....*falls into the
fountain*
Argon: *Watches Glorfindel tear
Maeglin's hair out*
Argon: Hey! Pop! *Jumps in and
drags Fingolfin out of the water*
Finrod: Uncle Feanor... you're pretty but
uncle Fin is drowning
Finrod: OOh there he is...
Glorfindel: *Punches him in the small of
the back*
Fingolfin: *sits up and takes the
drink from Finrod* Feanor,
dearest brother, *I* took the
wax jewels from your image.
Finrod: want a drink?? *offers fin the
bottle*
Fingolfin: And moved them to
better advantage of the light.
Fingolfin: *nods*
Maeglin: *grabs his clothes and starts
ripping at them* Oh! They look expensive!
*oof*
Fëanor: *Feanor bursts out laughing*
You did what brother?
Fingolfin: *coughs* Argon! thank
you!
Fingolfin: *smile*
Finrod: *Finrod cackles* right in your
head!
Fëanor: Can I hold them?
Argon: *Arakáno wonders how much
drama he missed by trying to entice the
lovely Haldir out to the fountain.*
Finrod: *Finrod laughed* theyre wax,
you insane fool!
Elladan: You can hold my jewels any time
you want, Feanor.
Glorfindel: At your encouragement!
*Glorfindel sends a massive kick to
Maeglin's ankle*
Fingolfin: Well, if that twit
Earendil can have one strapped
to his brow, You should have
three on your head, right?
Fingolfin: Elladan!
Elladan: *doing a striptease as he removes
his own clothes to get into the fountain*
Fëanor: *Locks gazes with Elladan*
Argon: Geeez, Pop, what did you
DO in there?
Fingolfin: When did you get back?
Elladan: *to Fingolfin* Does it matter?
Fingolfin: Looks at Arakano.*
Nothing BAD
Finrod: ooh some more of those family
lovers... Elronds sons!
Finrod: well one anyway
Maeglin: *rips more, exposing Glorfi's
chest* You must not like these robes! I'm
not stopping til they are in shreds! *yelps
and scratches*
Argon: I mean *reverts back to
ass-kissing-mode* I don't doubt whatever
you did wasn't justified, but everyone's so
upset!
Fingolfin: *blinks at Elladan* was
just asking, pup.
Haldir: *just stares at the Noldors
fighting and tearing clothes*
Elladan: *gives him a sweet smile* Just
now.
Finrod: *Finrod stands up and yells at
Glor and Maeglin* can i play?
Fingolfin: *waves his hand at
Arakano* Only the uptight ones
are upset.
Fingolfin: Go get them Finrod!
Fingolfin: Jump on them!
Maeglin: *yells at Finrod* YES!
Fëanor: Did Finarfin catch you?
Glorfindel: I'll shatter that ankle of yours!
*Grabs at Maeglin's robes, tearing a
chunk out of them as he bangs the
brunette's head on a handy rock*
Maeglin: Get this nutter off of me!!
Glorfindel: NO!
Glorfindel: Who's the nutter who started
this?!
Glorfindel: YOU!
Fingolfin: Um...Yes. Finarfin has
ALARMS on them all
Maeglin: *tears robe completely in two*
YOU DID!
Fingolfin: They're loud and it hurt
my ears.
Fëanor: He is so anal. He would do that.
Finrod: *Finrod means to jump but... sor
of slumps onto them*
Fingolfin: Yes. He is.
Fingolfin: Go Finrod!
Elladan: You stole the wax Silmarilli?
Maeglin: *oof* Not helping!
Fingolfin: NO...didn't STEAL
them.
Haldir: Glorfindel! Why are you
fighting?
Fëanor: Did you bring the Silmarils with
you?
Maeglin: *rolls over and tries to scramble
away*
Fingolfin: Only...moved them.
Fingolfin: a little.
Glorfindel: *Glorfindel shrugs Findrod off
them* Definately not helping!
Elladan: Really. *is going to have to
rethink his opinion of Fingolfin*
Fëanor: Ohh.
Argon: *Sidles up to Haldir, hoping
he doesn't mind that Arakáno holds his
hand*
Argon: *Watches all the violence*
Haldir: *takes Argon's hand*
Glorfindel: *Yells to Haldir* He destroyed
the museum!
Fingolfin: They would have made
a lovely crown.
Fingolfin: Shut up Glorfindel!
Finrod: *FInrod wakes on the ground*
Fingolfin: You weren't even there!
Elladan: *finishes stripping naked and
hops into the fountain* I'll bet they
would've.
Maeglin: *kicks at Glorfindel, then stands
up and glares*
Fëanor: *nods* I am sure they would
have.
Finrod: *Glor and Maglin fighting all
aournd him*
Elladan: *to Feanor* Is he drunk?
Haldir: Maeglin did? why don't you
just throw him out then?
Argon: *Continues to watch with big
eyes, holding Haldir's hand*
Fëanor: Who?
Maeglin: Will you just stop it?
Elladan: Fingolfin.
Glorfindel: *Grabs Maeglin's ankle and
pulls him back down*
Maeglin: *hand on sword hilt*
Fëanor: Yes, a tad. He is being very
affectionate.
Glorfindel: I did throw him out! Then he
threw a wine bottle in my face!
Haldir: i dont like all this fighting,
Argon
Maeglin: *hits the ground and unsheaths
it*
Argon: I really didn't think a walk to
the fountain would end up like this...
Finrod: *FInrod moans and tries to stand*
Fëanor: Nothing ever goes as planned,
Argon.
Glorfindel: *Sees Maeglin's hand move
and grabs a rock, smacking it into his
wrist*
Fingolfin: Arakano, we never do
anything simple. You do
remember that, don't you?
Finrod: Oh shut up Argon all you ever did
was suck up
Glorfindel: Fight fair, brunette!
Argon: *Feels rather vulnerable,
being nekkid* Maybe I should put my
leggings on.
Finrod: Kill him Maeglin
Finrod: Ummm Uncle Fin?
Maeglin: *switches hands and butts him
with the edge of the sword* Why?? You
aren't!
Argon: *Pulls on his dark green velvet
leggings, which isn't too hard now that his
legs are dry.*
Haldir: *pulls at Argon's and
Feanor's arms.* Can we go over to
the far side of the fountain?
Fingolfin: I think Finrod
is...uh...rather drunk.
Finrod: Me?
Glorfindel: I'm not fighting to the death
here! I'm not using swords!
Finrod: Drunk?
Argon: *Just realizes what Fingon
said to him*
Fingolfin: Elladan, I have had a
few glasses of wine. That is all,
And I'm always affectionate,
Feanor.
Maeglin: *sighs, exasperated* Honestly.
I'm not Feanor.
Argon: You Jerk!
Fëanor: *bristles* You wish you were
me.
Glorfindel: *Finally gets to his feet and
draws his own sword* You wish to use
swords, then we shall use them!
Maeglin: *swats at him again* Just get off
of me and leave me alone!
Argon: *To Fingon* Just because
Pop always liked me best!
Elladan: *to Fingolfin* If I didn't know
better, I'd swear you were jealous of him.
Or lusting after him, one of the two.
Glorfindel: You began this!
Glorfindel: Why should I?
Finrod: *finrod sits down on the grass and
passes out cold*
Fëanor: After who? *curiously*
Maeglin: *gets to feet and dusts self off*
By the Valar, you are like a dog with a
bone, aren't you?
Argon: *To Himself* See what
happens when you die young? Your
reputation gets distorted.*
Fingolfin: I'm jealous of Feanor?
Fingolfin: Or who?
Glorfindel: As any great warrior is!
Fingolfin: *tries to concentrate*
Maeglin: *sheaths sword and eyes him
with bored annoyance*
Elladan: *gives Feanor one of those
looks, as he's sitting on the edge of the pool,
stark naked* Oh, think about it, all those
times he started fights with you...
Maeglin: You're as bad as Tuor.
Elladan: I did the exact same thing with
Ro, and we all know what happened there.
Haldir: *Gives up any idea of a
bath and climbs out of fountain,
going over to his clothes on the
branch*
Glorfindel: *Sheathes his own sword, but
keeps his hand on it* You began this
fight and now will not end it?
Argon: Haldir! Where are you going?
Haldir: Getting dressed. Like you
did
Maeglin: *shakes head in disbelief* If all it
takes to begin a battle with you is to suggest
a change in hairstyle, then no wonder you
died at an early age.
Argon: *To Haldir* OK, but don't
take off!
Fëanor: *Eyes Elladan appreciatively*
Elladan: *as he lounges naked on the edge
of the fountain with a deep goblet of wine in
hand* Hello, Adar!
Haldir: Elrond! Finally another
person I know
Fingolfin: Oh please! Elladan, I
am NOT after Feanor! I've
rather seen him at his worst and
that sort of colors my
...attraction, you know!
Haldir: *is still naked*
Glorfindel: I was killed by a BALROG,
you nincompoop!
Fëanor: *whispers to Elladan* Is that
your adar?
Elrond: *elrond slowly approaches, seeing
the party already in full swing. he is dressed
in fine velvet leggings, deep blue, a black
tunic with silver embroidery. his hair is
bound in intricate braids, on his head he
wears his crown*
Fëanor: He looks like you.
Elladan: *smiles and nods*
Argon: Haldir, come on over here
and sit with me!
Maeglin: Ah. And he must have suggested
that your boots didnt match your leggings.
Glorfindel: *Rolls his eyes* Fight one
and then see how you talk!
Fëanor: *sinks down in the fountain*
Maeglin: *is rapidly becoming bored with
the whole thing and looks round for some
wine*
Elrond: haldir, glorfindel, good to see you
all
Elladan: *takes a long drink and sets the
goblet aside, rolling off the ledge and into
the water, moving over to Feanor*
Finrod: *Finrod wakes... sort of*
who...wha...
Haldir: I will, Argon. I'm just
going to greet Elrond. *tugs his
honey-coloured leggings on*
Maeglin: Hmm...I'd rather not.
Haldir: I'm glad to see you, Elrond
Maeglin: *spots wine and heads for it*
Glorfindel: *mutters* Pity.
Haldir: *clasps his arm*
Glorfindel: Elrond! Lovely to see you!
Fëanor: *Eyes sparkle at the half elf*
Maeglin: *grumbles* What a raging
asshole. *pours glass*
Finrod: *Finrod grins at maeglin* some
wine?
Glorfindel: *Sheds what is left of his robe
and heads to the fountain, finding a
spare spot, finally washes the wine
from his hair*
Elladan: *nibbles Feanor's earlobe in
self-defense*
Maeglin: *raises glass* Definitely.
Glorfindel: *shakes the excess water
from his golden locks and sits down*
Finrod: *Finrod drinks from his bottle and
hits the ground again*
Elrond: *grins at glorfindel* never have i
seen you looking so lovely, my good friend.
Fëanor: *Sighs and whispers in his ear*
Is everything alright?
Maeglin: *shrugs and steps over him*
Glorfindel: Why thank you, my dear!
Elladan: Hm?
Glorfindel: And how have you been, my
dear Elrond?
Elrond: good thank you.....though i see my
sons have found trouble once again
Glorfindel: Well they are YOUR sons after
all! *winks and smirks*
Maeglin: *wanders over to far side of
fountain*
Fingolfin: Ah...well, I seem to be
doomed to be the eternal fifth
wheel...wouild hate to interrupt
any of you...*wanders back into
the museum*
Elladan: More like trouble found me.
*looks at Feanor*
Fëanor: *Looks wide eyed and
innocent* What could you mean?
Fëanor: *chuckles low in his throat*
Elladan: *grins and kisses him*
Glorfindel: *Rolls eyes but smiles*
Haldir: *wonders where argon is*
Elrond: *raises an eybrow at glorfindel
when they kiss*
Fëanor: *deepens the kiss*
Glorfindel: What?!
Elladan: *purrrrrrs*
Glorfindel: Haldir... I must say now that
you hair looks INFINITELY better
without red wine in it!
Elrond: oh nothing.....
Haldir: Thanks Glorfindel... I think
so too.
Glorfindel: *Raises a questioning
eyebrow at Elrond*
Maeglin: *drains glass and looks around*
Elrond: *moves closer to glorfindel* are
you here with anyone, mellon?
Glorfindel: You are welcome! I know the
feeling all too well. *Glares at Maeglin*
It is just not right having purple hair!
Glorfindel: No, I came alone. You?
Maeglin: *gives Glorfi the one finger
salute*
Glorfindel: *Mutters* Rude imbecile!
Maeglin: *grumbles* tosser
Argon: *Arakáno returns after a brief
interlude*
Elrond: came alone.....*leans closer,
whispering in glorfindel's ear* hoping to not
leave alone however
Glorfindel: *Smirks and winks at Elrond*
We shall just have to wait and see
Elrond: *runs a hand through his hair and
smiles at glorfindel* aye, that we will....
Glorfindel: *Wishes he had a frog to
dump down Maeglin's leggings - that
would sort him out!*
Argon: *Arakáno is a little annoyed
that his planned tryst with Haldir has been
ruined by the crowds here at the fountain*
Argon: *Arakáno to himself: After
all, it's been a long time!*
Glorfindel: I was not anticipating such a...
rustle...as the one I had with Maeglin!
Or else I would have brought a second
robe
Elladanger: *murmurs to Feanor* Now you
see where I get it from.
Maeglin: *is rapidly becoming annoyed*
For someone who dislikes me so, you can't
seem to stop talking about me.
Elrond: *sighs* glorfindel.....you seem to
find trouble...you are almost as bad as my
sons.
Glorfindel: I didn't say a thing, Maeglin! I
merely sit here talking to Elrond!
Fëanor: *Feanor looks at him* Get
what...? *quizzically*
Elladan: My alleycattish habits.
Elladan: *smirk*
Elladan: *whispers lowly in Feanor's ear*
So ... have you spent enough time in the
fountain, melethron?
Fëanor: Ahh. *smiles* I can see that.
Glorfindel: *Returns to conversation with
Elrond* Really, Elrond! I am a long
way from yor sons!
Fëanor: I am rather cold now pen neth. I
am ready to go out.
Argon: Hey, Uncle F, are you
heading for home now?
Maeglin: *grabs bottle and pours one
more drink*
Elladan: *smiles* Then come along and I
shall help warm you up.
Elrond: *shakes his head* if you say so,
glorfindel
Fëanor: *Takes his hand and follows.
Wading through the cold water*
Glorfindel: I have age and experience on
my side, Elrond! I know when NOT to
play up! *winks*
Elladan: *pulls himself out of the fountain
and pulls on his trousers*
Haldir: *Is almost dry now, and
puts on his red velvet tunic again.
Pulls his boots on and fastens his
belt, and looks nice and tidy again.*
Argon: Haldir, you looked yummy
when your hair was wet.
Elrond: know perhaps, glorfindel...choose
to use that knowledge......*shrugs and
grins*
Glorfindel: Haldir, you look lovely when
you dress up!
Glorfindel: *chuckles to Elrond* I choose
to use it in more... private
circumstances
Argon: Hmph - I can't compete with
Glorfindel.
Haldir: *combs his fingers through
his loose hair and beams when he is
complimented*
Glorfindel: I am sorry Arakano, I did not
mean to tread on toes! I just wished to
compliment young Haldir!
Elrond: *snickers* give haldir a
compliment...he will follow you around like
a lost puppy
Argon: Does anyone want to go in
and find something to drink with me?
Argon: *Looks at Haldir out of the
corner of his eye*
Glorfindel: *chuckles* Compliment
anyone enough and they will do the
same
Haldir: *bats his eyelashes at
Elrond* Want to try out your
theory?
Elladan: *helps Feanor out of the fountain*
Elrond: hmm.....try me, marchwarden.
Glorfindel: *Laughs and settles in to
watch the competition*
Fëanor: *Takes his hand and climbs out
of the fountain. Stands to dry off shivering in
the night air.* Ooo. Cold.
Elladan: *throws his robe over Feanor's
shoulders*
Fëanor: *looks grateful* Thank you.
*kisses him softly on the lips*
Argon: *Yawns* Maybe it's time to
call it a night...
Haldir: *saunters closer to Elrond,
knowing that the dark red velvet of
his tunic and the gold trimmings
complements his hair perfectly*
Elladan: *kisses back*
Argon: *My friend and my uncle
seem to have found other distractions.*
Argon: *Looks wistfully at Haldir and
Elrond*
Fëanor: *wraps his arms around the
elder twin and covers him in the cloak to
warm him*
Elrond: *reaches up, laying a hand on
haldir's cheek* your eyes are like the
summer sky, your hair spun mithril.....you
have the body of an archer, and the warm
touch of a heart that burns brightly in lust for
life, haldir.
Argon: *Looks at Elrond: Blah blah
blah..."
Haldir: Mmmmmmm *almost purrs*
That was a lovely thing to say, my
Lord
Argon: *Thinks Haldir is easy.*
Elrond: *glares at argon* was i talking to
you?
Argon: *To Elrond* No, but who
invited you out here anyway?
Glorfindel: You have a lovely voice,
Haldir. Especially when you purr so
Elladan: *collects the rest of their clothes*
Come away with me, Feanaro?
Elrond: who are you to say i may not be
here?
Haldir: *tosses his hair back,
knowing the moonlight will make it
glimmer and shine* Would you like
to make me purr more?
Argon: *Looks at Glorfindel: "Blah
blah blah"*
Glorfindel: It sounds so smooth and
velvety
Fëanor: *Slips on his leggings and smiles
softly* Yes pen neth. Anywhere with you.
Glorfindel: *Ignores Arkano* Ah, but your
hair does sparkle! Even when it is still
damp!
Elladan: *smiles* Then follow me.
Argon: *snork*
Elladan: *takes Feanor's hand and leads
him away...*
Fëanor: *Is content to follow the son of
Elrond*
Haldir: Yes, it is still a little
damp....*looks at Glorfindel's hair*
Your hair is very golden
Elrond: aye.....it shines like spun gold
Glorfindel: Why thank you, Haldir!
*smiles gently* It is rather wet at the
moment unfortunately
Haldir: Just like mine....
Argon: *Arakáno decides to cut his
losses and go back to the buttet table*
Haldir: *eyes Elrond* Would you
like to get wet too, my Lord?
Glorfindel: Yes, just like yours
Elrond: mmm. that does sound rather
appealing, haldir...will you be joining me?
Haldir: I would not mind a couple of
Imladris bathing nymphs
Haldir: *smiles innocently*
Glorfindel: *chuckles*
Elrond: well then.....*starts to remove his
clothes*
Haldir: would you like me to
undress for you? *winks at both
Elrond and Glorfindel*
Glorfindel: Need you ask?
Elrond: mmmm. of course, haldir.
Haldir: *lowers his eyelids and
begins to unbutton his tunic again,
teasingly baring inch by inch of pale
skin*
Elrond: *cant stop the low moan as
haldir's lovely body is exposed inch by inch*
Haldir: *licks his lower lip
teasingly while he lets his tunic drop
off to the ground*
Haldir: *begins to open the bindings
of his leggings*
Elrond: you are quite the tease,
marchwarden
Glorfindel: *Has already seen most of
Haldir tonight and is able to restrain
himself*
Haldir: *Is already barefoot, since
he never bothered to put his boots
back on. Notices the lack of
interest from Glorfindel and
frowns*
Glorfindel: What is the problem, dear
Marchwarden?
Haldir: *lets his leggings drop to
the ground and places them with his
tunic. Stands naked in the
moonlight, gazing at them both.*
Elrond: *his mouth goes suddenly dry at
the lovely sight in front of him* truly you are
beautiful, haldir....
Haldir: Are any of you up for the
challenge? *looks from one to the
other* Or both of you?
Glorfindel: Truly, truly beautiful... *Takes
the Marchwarden's hand and caresses
it for a moment*
Elrond: *glances at glorfindel and raises
an eyebrow* what do you say, mellon?
would you like to help me tame an unruly
marchwarden?
Glorfindel: Oh but of course! But you are
wearing a great deal more than me,
Lord Elrond!
Elrond: *nods* a situation that can be
easily remedied.....*unbuttons his tunic, one
button at a time*
Haldir: *caresses Glofindel's hand
back and winks at Elrond* I
challenge you two to undress for
me... like i did for you
Glorfindel: Thanks to Maeglin, I no longer
have a robe to wear!
Glorfindel: *grins and begins to unlace
his own leggings*
Elrond: *turns his back to haldir and
lowers his tunic off his shoulders slowly*
Glorfindel: *kicks his boots off and slowly
slips his leggings off*
Elrond: *follows glorfindel's lead and
unties his leggings, then pulls them slowly
down, watching haldir the whole time*
Glorfindel: You are falling behind us,
Elrond. We are both already naked
and you are still dressed!
Elrond: good things come to those who
wait, glorfindel
Glorfindel: Aye, they do, but Haldir and
myself are getting impatient and may
start without you!
Haldir: *Haldir looks at glorfindel
and elrond undressing, growing
rather excited by the sight*
Finarfin: *stands stiffly at the side*
Elrond: well then.....*yanks the leggings
the rest of the way down and stands naked,
except for his boots and circlet*
Orodreth: Hmph. *something incoherent*
Finarfin: *averts his eyes* Well.
Things are progressing... nicely.
Glorfindel: *chuckles and whispers* I
suggest you remove your boots, my
Lord! They are rather... Inconveinient
Elrond: *kicks the boots off*
Haldir: Ooohhhhh... how pretty.... I
really love Imladris
sandwiches....*whispers to himself*
Elrond: *grins and leaps at haldir, tackling
him into the fountain*
Elrohir: Uhm... *tries to look at something
other than his naked father*
Orodreth: *walks around the fountain*
Glorfindel: *Slides into the fountain and
wraps his arms around Haldir's waist*
Finarfin: *looks up at the sky*
Feanaro... is this your doing?
Haldir: *lands in the fountain with a
big splash*
Elrond: *laughs as the water soaks the
few remaining dry elves*
Haldir: *surfaces again and wipes
water from his eyes, finds himself
between Elrond and Glorfindel and
starts purring*
Glorfindel: I see you are MORE than
happy to be the meat in our sandwich!
Orodreth: Argh, are there tables with food
here? Or I'll stay hungry for the rest of day...
Haldir: Yes.... and I have more than
enough of meat for both of you...
*grins*
Elrond: *strokes haldir's wet chest*
mmmm. yes you do....*nibbles on his ear*
Elrohir: *wipes a few drops off his face* It
really was quite lovely, my lord Finarfin....
but the hour grows late and... *glances at
the fountain* I really must... er... go....
Finarfin: I'm sorry dear, no...
unless somebody has brought
something out.
Finarfin: *nods to Elrohir* I don't
blame you, dear.
Glorfindel: Good, because I am
exceptionally... hungry! *winks*
Elrond: as am i....i have not...eaten...in
quite some time....
Haldir: *rubs against them both*
mmm yes... I am too
Elrohir: *bows* You must let me know
when the museum opens again, I should like
to explore at my leisure.
Finarfin: I shall be here tomorrow.
You may stop by any time.
Glorfindel: I was going to eat before I left,
but now I am VERY glad I did not!
Elrohir: *smiles* Thank you... Goodnight
Elrond: *stretches over haldir and kisses
glorfindel* as am i
Orodreth: Fine. Are we in Tirion, aren't we?
I'll find something. *walks away for a while*
.
Haldir: Who were you going to eat
then?
Glorfindel: *chuckles* I hadn't thought
about it much.
Elrond: oh, i have my preferred
snacks....*reaches under the water and finds
haldir's shaft, gently grasping it*
Haldir: Ooohhh *gasps*
Glorfindel: *smiles and kisses Haldir's
neck*
Haldir: *leans over to kiss
Glorfindel softly, while his hands
reach under the water to search out
both his lovers' eretions*
Elrond: he is a delicious sandwich is he
not, glorfindel?
Glorfindel: I had always heard that Lorien
produced some of the finest cuisine
around! And now I know it for sure!
Elrond: *nibbles on haldir's ear* and
glorfindel and i are known throughout
imladris as having insatiable appetites.
Haldir: *whispers* So I have
heard....I would love to be... tasted
Glorfindel: *Chuckles softly and kisses
Haldir back*
Orodreth: *comes back with nothing*
Alqualonde seems to be much more
pleasant place, there's always a light at night
and food served for wanderers. I'm glad I
moved.
Finarfin: Yes, I always like
Alqualonde too.
Elrond: you have only to ask,
haldir.....*bites his ear rather hard*
Orodreth: Ah, kids having fun, I guess I'll
leave. Beware of balrogs under water,
Glorfindel. *grins*
Haldir: *The pain causes him to
grow harder* Aii... naughty!
Glorfindel: Thank you, Orodeth! I shall
be!
Orodreth: Father, thank you for the invitation,
I'm leaving home now.
Finarfin: Very well. Good night,
my dear.
Elrond: ah, you like pain, dont you, haldir?
Orodreth: Good night to everyone.
Glorfindel: *bites gently down onto
Haldir's neck as his hand intertwines
with Haldir's as well*
Haldir: *sighs in delight* within
reason...
Elrond: mmm of course.....enough to hurt,
not enough to do any real harm.
Glorfindel: So, you would not mind if I did
this... *bites down on his shoulder,
hard enough to mark, but not hard
enough to draw blood*
Haldir: Yes... *gasps by the pain,
and turns his head to kiss Elrond,
the pain causing him to grow even
harder*
Glorfindel: Then we shall mark you as our
own!
Elrond: mmmm. *tweaks one of haldir's
nipple, then the other*
Finarfin: *suddenly stands up and
shouts* You ought all to be
ahamed of yourselves!!!
Elrond: do i hear a noise?
Finarfin: Grown Elves, cavorting
about the fountain like youths!
Haldir: *Eyes fly open* Are
somebody watching us?
Finarfin: Honest to Manwë! How
embarrassing!
Elrond: ignore him....he is just jealous....
Finarfin: Elrond and Glorfindel! I
did think you had more sense.
And you! *looks at Haldir* I don't
know you, but really!
Glorfindel: Do you wish to join in?
Haldir: *looks at Finarfin* Why
have you been hiding, watching us?
Do you want to join, or continue
watching?
Finarfin: Good gracious no! Do
you think a fine Elf of my stature
would go about undressing in
pools? In public?!
Glorfindel: You are welcome to do both,
but if you
Finarfin: How ridiculous! You just
watch!
Glorfindel: but if you are just going to
stand there and yell, then please... Do
it elsewhere! You are spoiling the
mood!
Haldir: *arcs a brow* You are a
peeping tom!
Elrond: there is nothing wrong with taking
comfort and pleasure from a friend
Finarfin: I am not! This is my
property!
Glorfindel: And we didn't undress IN the
fountain, that would just be silly! We
undressed outside it.
Finarfin: *starts undressing* You
want to see how ridiculous you
all look...
Glorfindel: *Smirks silently at Elrond and
Haldir*
Haldir: *looks interested at him*
Elrond: *wonders when they can get back
to it*
Finarfin: *angrily pulls off his
clothes and tosses them into a
shrub*
Finarfin: Floundering about, naked
as Elflings...
Haldir: *admires the golden haired
naked elf*
Finarfin: *jumps into the fountain
and splashes about, kicking up
water*
Glorfindel: *Notices the frustrated look on
Elrond's face and reaches out an arm
to play with some of the dark hair*
Elrond: Eru created us with lovely
bodies....why should we cover them with
clothes?
Glorfindel: We were all born naked after
all!
Elrond: *the touch feels good, and he
turns toward glorfindel with a smile*
Haldir: *keeps his hold of the two
erections under water*
Finarfin: Look at me! How
marvellous! I am an
uncontrollable youth who cannot
seem to keep my clothes on!
Haldir: Yes, I can see that
Elrond: good, then join the party, oh
uncontrollable one
Finarfin: La la la! Having a fine
time in the fountain! Do I look
ridiculous? Of course I do! I
should probably care, but for
some reason, thought has
abandoned me!
Fingolfin: *Comes back from
wherever he'd run off to*
ARAFINWE???
Fingolfin: *is now scared
completely sober*
Finarfin: *freezes, mid kick, and
stares at Fingolfin*
Elrond: *snickers and gropes glorfindel
under the water*
Haldir: You look glorious, Finarfin
*grins*
Fingolfin: Where are your
clothes?
Finarfin: *straightens up and tries
to look dignified* I seem to have
misplaced them.
Glorfindel: See... That's the difference
between us and you... We didn't lose
our minds. We were thinking of carnal
pleasure, which is a tad tricky fully
clothed. As is bathing, which was the
other thought we had
Glorfindel: They're still on the bush...
Where you threw them...
Fingolfin: *wonders if the world
ended while he was gone*
Haldir: *Licks Elrond's ear*
Finarfin: If you wouldn't mind,
brother, please pass me my robe.
Glorfindel: Would you like to join us too,
Fingolfin?
Fingolfin: What...How...Why...*is
totally at a loss for words*
Elrond: *moans and closes his eyes* do
that again, haldir...
Glorfindel: *Gropes Elrond back*
Fingolfin: Join you doing, what?
Glorfindel: Bathing for one...
Haldir: *sucks on Elrond's earlobe
and nibbles it carefully*
Finarfin: They are being indecent.
Elrond: mmmmyes......i like that....
Fingolfin: And you're not,
brother?
Glorfindel: *mutters* Look who's talking!
Fingolfin: *hands Arafinwe a
robe*
Finarfin: Thank you. *nods curtly
and steps out of the fountain*
Haldir: *rubs against Elrond,
growing needy*
Elrond: i want to feel more of you, haldir.
Glorfindel: How 'bout it, Fingolfin? Will
you join us?
Fingolfin: Uh..Haldir, where is
Arakano?
Fingolfin: And Feanor?
Fingolfin: And..Elladan?
Haldir: me too... *whispers*
Haldir: Uh... they... left?
Fingolfin: Uh...Well, I'm
still related to too many of you.
Glorfindel: They left. *whispers to his
friends* Fon't forget me!
Glorfindel: So?
Elrond: will you allow me to take you?
Fingolfin: *chokes at hearing
Elrond*
Fingolfin: maybe I should go back
into the museum?
Elrond: *ignores the sound*
Finarfin: *stands close to Fingolfin*
I cannot find my shoes.
Glorfindel: *Groans softly as Haldir is
pushed back against him*
Haldir: Yes... Elrond... my Lord... I
want that.... I want you too,
Glorfindel....
Elrond: ohhhhh....you like two at once, my
naughty marchwarden?
Fingolfin: *looks around* You'll
have to go barefoot then, little
brother.
Glorfindel: You left them on your feet
when you jumped in the fountain, Fin!
Finarfin: No... I think I kicked them
over that ways.
Glorfindel: *Groans as he speaks*
Finarfin: Would you like to go back
into the museum? I think I
would.
Finarfin: I'm a bit done out here.
Glorfindel: If you want me, take me,
Haldir!
Haldir: *turns his back to Elrond,
offering his buttocks to him, and
wraps his arms around Glorfindel's
waist, pulling him close
Elrondeau: i will take you as you are taking
glorfindel, haldir....
Finarfin: A bit too... ah... personal
for my tastes.
Glorfindel: *Purrs at the thought and
wraps his legs around both Haldir and
Elrond*
Fingolfin: *nods* *quickly* Yes.
Let's go back inside.
Finarfin: Help me find my keys.
Glorfindel: *Calls out between groans*
Are you sure you won't join us?
Finarfin: *starts pawing at his robe
pockets, trying to remember
where he left them*
Elrond: prudes.....*he slips a hand down
haldir's backside, finding his tight opening
and pressing one finger inside*
Finarfin: Ah here we go...
Fingolfin: Is it locked?
Finarfin: *unlocks the doors and
lets himself and Fingolfin back
in*
Fingolfin: oh...
Haldir: *presses Glorfindel against
the side of the pool, and slides in
betweeen his legs, letting their
erections glide together*
Fingolfin: *follows Finarfin*
Finarfin: I couldn't have those
hooligans running around in the
place, could I?
Haldir: *bends slightly forwards to
allow Elrond better access* Ahh
yes...
Glorfindel: Oh yes...
Elrond: mmmmm. you feel so good.....
Glorfindel: So, so good...
Haldir: aiii... yess.... take me,
Elrond.... *slides his fingers in
between Glorfindel's ass cheeks and
finds the hidden opening*
Glorfindel: *Groans as his head lolls
back*
Elrond: *spreads haldir's cheeks and
presses in slowly, his own seed helping him
slide in easily* valar....so good.....*moans*
Haldir: *places his erection against
Glorfindel's opening and lets
Elrond's thrusts push him inside his
lover* Aiii... oh yes.... harder... push
me into Glorfindel
Glorfindel: Oh yes... Please do!
Elrond: *starts thrusting quickly, not able
to control himself*
Haldir: *moans and pants as he is
pistoned deeply inside his lover at
the same time as he is filled deeply*
Glorfindel: *Groans as Haldir finally
moves into him*
Elrond: does he feel good, glorfindel?
Glorfindel: So good... Want more...
Haldir: Yes... more, please ELrond...
faster, deeper *is reduced to a
moaning shivering mass*
Glorfindel: *bites down on Haldir's
shoulder as he wraps his arms around
his neck*
Elrond: *thrusts harder and deeper, his
moaning continual now*
Haldir: *loves being the filling in
the sandwich
Haldir: *clings to Glorfindel and
lets Elrond move them both*
Glorfindel: *doesn't care that his head
hits the stone of the fountain's edge, he
is too wrapped up in the feelings of
Haldir being in him, being controlled by
Elrond.*
Elrond: gods....so good....yes....
Glorfindel: Don't stop!
Elrond: no no.....no stopping...*thrusts
harder*
Haldir: *grabs Glorfindel's
erection with his hand, rubbing it in
pace with their movements*
Haldir: Ohh... ahhhh... I'm so
close...*groans*
Elrond: as...am i....*groans also*
Fingon: *Fingon pulls Maedhros by the
hand from behind a hedge and tries to sneak
by discreetly, but Maitimo doesn't seem
interested in being discreet but would rather
see if Feanor is still there...*
Maedhros: *Saunters in, arm hooked low
on Fingon's hip.. tunic fastened crooked,
wearing Fingon's pants and looking
thoroughly debauched*
Maedhros: Atar? Are you still here?
Glorfindel: *Groans* Ai... Haldir! You
push me to the edge!
Fingon: *drags on Maedhros' arm and
shushes him* Don't attract attention.
Haldir: I... I cannot hold
on....ahhhhhHHH! *Comes hard,
spurting hot seed into his lover*
OOHHHH
Maedhros: *sighs lightly* Missed him. Shall
we ...Oh my..
Maedhros: *rushes out after Fingon*
Glorfindel: *Groans as he comes into
Haldir's hands*
Fingon: *holds up a hand so he doesn't
have to look and pulls Maitimo into the
building*
Elrond: *sees glorfindel come, which
sends him over the edge, thrusting into haldir
a few more time before losing control*
Glorfindel: *groans happily*
Haldir: *moans and shivers*
Elrond: come for me marchwarden *he
whispers into haldir' ear*
Glorfindel: *whispers* You have come
once, but you have two lovers... Show
us you can come twice.
Haldir: *did just come*
Glorfindel: *bites down on Haldir's
shoulder again, nibbling his way up the
Marchwarden's neck*
Elrond: yes.....come for us, haldir....how
can you resist us?
Haldir: if you hit my sweet spot a
few more times, I just might
Elrond: *changes the angle of his thrusts
so he is brushing against haldir's pleasure
gland with each thrust*
Glorfindel: *bites down just a little harder
on a new part of Haldir's shoulder*
Haldir: aii.. yes.... oh.... *feels
himself getting close again
Glorfindel: Come for us Haldir
Elrond: yes...come for us
Haldir: *clings to both Glorfindel
and Elrond, almost delirious* yes...
ahhhh... OHHHH *suddenly climaxes
again, and trembles violently*
Glorfindel: *Holds Haldir close, feeling
his shudders going through his own
body*
Elrond: *wraps his arms around both of
them*
Glorfindel: *Unwraps his legs before he
is stuck permanently in that position,
although he would not mind provided
the other two were stuck with him*
Haldir: Mmm.... oh this is nice....
*snuggles in their arms*
Elrond: mmm. that was most pleasurable
Haldir: *sighs happily* I think I
love Imladris sandwiches
Glorfindel: Aye, MOST pleasurable
Elrond: *nibbles on haldir's ear* as do i.
Glorfindel: And I really must dine out in
Lorien again
Haldir: Mmm yes... you both are
very welcom....
Elrond: shall we get out of the water
before we start looking like prunes?
Glorfindel: Yes, I was jut thinking the
same thing
Haldir: *suddenly remembers his
precious silky skin* oh yes we must
Glorfindel: *chuckles softly* We are vain
things, are we not?
Elrond: perhaps...but we did enjoy
ourselves tonight. unlike...*coughs* certain
others
Haldir: Of course... we want to look
good, won't we
Haldir: *snickers* especially that
stuffy Finarfin... although he did
look funny for a while
Elrond: he looked ridiculous. nothing
wrong with acting like an elfling now and
again.
Haldir: of course not
Haldir: although i will not say we
have acted like elflings do
Elrond: perhaps for a time....but what
does it matter?
Glorfindel: Besides... I know of NO elfing
who would do what we just did!
Glorfindel: But he was a riot to look at!
Haldir: He was hillarious! Actually,
he reminds me of somebody in
Imladris. Maybe they are related
Glorfindel: Oh yes? *looks inquisitively at
Haldir*
Haldir: I met a very strickt elf
once when I visited - he had black
hair
Glorfindel: AH!!!
Elrond: *snickers* erestr
Haldir: Yes! That was his name
Glorfindel: He is much fun to tease.
Elrond: aye, that he is
Haldir: So you do tease him? And
does he strip, like this one did?
Glorfindel: *Slides from the fountain and
sits on the edge, reaching down to pull
on his leggings*
Glorfindel: If he was perhaps as drunk as
some at this party were... *winks*
Haldir: *climbs up on the edge and
snorts* You mean those who were
fighting?
Elrond: ah no....he is far to straight to strip
Glorfindel: I was not drunk!
Glorfindel: And no, Maeglin and myself
were not who I had in mind.
Haldir: Who did you have in mind?
Haldir: Finrod?
Glorfindel: Yes... He was one that I had in
mind
Glorfindel: *Slowly laces up his leggings*
Haldir: Elrond... are you coming
too?
Glorfindel: *Glorfindel pulls on the
remanents of his robe and hands
Haldir's leggings to him*
Haldir: *takes the leggings and puts
them on. Then takes his red tunic.*
Did he fall asleep in there? SHould
we pull him out?
Glorfindel: I think we should. He would
nto take kindly to being a prune!
Haldir: True. Will you help me
lifting him out?
Glorfindel: *Gently hooks one arm
underneath Elrond* Of course!
Glorfindel: On the count of three...
Haldir: One....two...*takes a better
grip* and three!
Glorfindel: LIFT! *pulls the other elf out*
Elrond: *groans and leans against haldir
and glorfindel as he's lifted* mmm thank
you...
Haldir: *lifts him out of the water
and places him carefully on a bench*
Elrond: *curls up on the bench, using his
arms as a pillow*
Haldir: *Wraps Elrond's robe
around him, and wraps his tunic and
leggings up like a pillow and places
gently under his head* Sleep well,
my Lord
Elrond: mmmm thank you haldir....thank
you for a wonderful night.
Haldir: Thank YOU, Elrond. *Kisses
him softly*
Elrond: you are welcome in imladris
anytime....*returns the soft kiss*
Haldir: I would love that... to meet
you both again...*stands on his
kneees beside the bench and nuzzles
his face close*
Elrond: *smiles and kisses him again*
Haldir: I wish to sleep next to you...
but this bench is too narrow... *feels
tired and not sure where to go*
Elrond: i would like that....*sits up and
slips down to the soft ground, holding his
arms out to haldir* here....lay with me....
Haldir: *places his own robe under
them on the grass, and Elrond's robe
on top of them* This is much better
Elrond: *snuggles into haldir's arms*
yes....do not listen to those others..they are
just jealous....
Haldir: Mmmmm... they are..*crawls
into Elrond's arms and closes his
eyes, feeling safe and loved*
Elrond: goodnight, haldir.
Haldir: goodnight, Elrond
Elrondeau: *hopes glorfindel will join them
when he returns*