AUTOMATIC NAME GENERATORS

By this term, I refer to those dealies where you type in your name (or whatever word you fancy, really) and it spits out something in "Elvish". Take note- we can safely say that if such a contraption ever produces a proper Elvish name, it will be entirely by accident. Remember when Mr. Weasley told you not to trust something if you can't see where it keeps its brain? This is one of those things.