Test Your Elf Obsession

Is your level of Elf obsession healthy? Take this short quiz to find out. Below are twenty questions- answer either yes or no. Give yourself one point for each "YES" answer.

  1. Is your favourite Tolkien character an Elf?
  2. Out of all of Tolkien's characters, do you generally like only the Elves?
  3. Do you prefer the Silmarillion to Lord of the Rings because it's more Elf-focused?
  4. Do you roll your eyes at those dumb "Tra-la-la-lally" songs in The Hobbit because no self-respecting Elf would ever sing them?
  5. Can you read and write Tengwar?
  6. Can you tell the difference between Fëanorian and Beleriandic Tengwar at sight?
  7. Can you tell the difference between Sindarin and Quenya at sight?
  8. Have you made up names for yourself or characters in Sindarin and Quenya?
  9. Do you know the Quenya equivalents to the Sindarin names of Tolkien's Elves?
  10. Do you know the family trees of Tolkien's Elves?
  11. Have you firmly made up your mind on your own interpretation of Gil-galad's parentage?
  12. As a result, have you made up your mind about Gil-galad's hair colour?
  13. Can you list the hair colours of at least twenty other Elves?
  14. Could you make a flowchart of the Elven kindreds and which Elves belonged to which group?
  15. Could you make a spreadsheet organising Elves as to their kindred(s), parentage, title, realm, timeframe, birthplace, and cause of death?
  16. If you did make such a flowchart, would you post it on your website/LJ/Yahoogroup for the benefit of others?
  17. Is your website/LJ/Yahoogroup more or less devoted to Elves?
  18. Do you have more than one website/LJ/Yahoogroup devoted to Elves?
  19. Do you think you spend too much time on Elf-related activities every day?
  20. Do other people think you spend too much time on Elf-related activities every day?




If you scored 19 or more points on the above quiz, congratulations! You have just the right level of Elf obsessiveness. If you scored less than 19 points, you ought to be ashamed of yourself. I'm sorry, but that's just terrible. How embarrassing.

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